Monday, May 07, 2007

FLY ON THE WALL...


Andrew: So, do you think more home burglaries happen at night or daytime?

Me: I don't know, I guess probably during the day when most people aren't home.

Andrew: Well then why do you worry so much about locking all the doors and windows at night?

Me: I'm not sure. Maybe that's more for MY protection.

Andrew: What, are you afraid of being gang-raped or something?

Me: Oh no, THAT I would actually enjoy.

Andrew: *rolls eyes*

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha,goofy...you are right about more burglaries during the day, because more people arent home, i saw it on primetime or 20/20 or some such show.

7:08 PM, May 08, 2007  
Blogger Darth Gateau said...

I'm rolling my eyes also...

7:34 AM, May 09, 2007  
Blogger Matt said...

Oh dear god ...

Actually, I didn't roll my eyes, but I laughed! And now I have this weird fantasy going on in my head ...

7:26 PM, May 11, 2007  

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