FLY ON THE WALL...
Andrew: So, do you think more home burglaries happen at night or daytime?
Me: I don't know, I guess probably during the day when most people aren't home.
Andrew: Well then why do you worry so much about locking all the doors and windows at night?
Me: I'm not sure. Maybe that's more for MY protection.
Andrew: What, are you afraid of being gang-raped or something?
Me: Oh no, THAT I would actually enjoy.
Andrew: *rolls eyes*
posted by Scott in Iowa at 5/07/2007 10:35:00 PM
3 Comments:
haha,goofy...you are right about more burglaries during the day, because more people arent home, i saw it on primetime or 20/20 or some such show.
I'm rolling my eyes also...
Oh dear god ...
Actually, I didn't roll my eyes, but I laughed! And now I have this weird fantasy going on in my head ...
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